Me vs Michael Jackson
Hello!
It's me again... Hitting you with my opinions! Blowing out cheese since daddy started bringing home the bacon!
And stuff like that.
It's a stealth post today. STEALTH. Under the radar, like.
It was the World Music Awards last night. And hundreds of millions of Michael Jackson fans queued in the cold to get a glimpse of their waxen hero.
He walked past with barely a glance.
Then, during the awards ceremony, the fans who were lucky enough to have tickets to get inside jeered and booed the other acts that were on (although, to be fair, one act was Beyonce) if they ran a couple of seconds over, as it was delaying their precious Michael.
And finally, on he came. With a choir of (fittingly) FIFTY children. His point, I imagine, was "Look! I'm on a stage with fifty children and I'm not probing ANY of their anuses! Not a drop of Jesus Juice in sight!" or something like that.
Here's the kicker. After TEN years without performing in the UK, he sang TWO POXY lines from a song that has ALWAYS been shite, and he didn't even moonwalk.
MJ fans paid £100 for this privelige.
My question is this: Why? Why do you people still like this guy who constantly takes the piss out of you? It takes about 3 seconds to sing 2 lines of song: you're paying him £33.33 per second! Why would you line up in the cold to watch the damp streak of piss hang around like a... a... well, a (alleged) paedophile in a playground?
Michael Jackson has been SHIT for AT LEAST ten years. I can already hear you lot, who are blinded by loyalty, saying "he's the king of pop!" or some other whiny nonsense - NO. This stops, here. He is NOT the king of pop. He's not even a good showman any more. He's never been that much of a songwriter. JOHN LANDIS made his biggest hit - and that was only through the video! You want to know where your 'king' is now? Buying shirts from FUCKING BHS!!
Well, that's it. There's certain levels to which even I won't stoop. And BHS is one of them.
But having said that, I've never dangled my child from a balcony, I've never (allegedly) bummed little boys, and I've never hung out with Phillip Green.
So what would I know.
Anyway, all I'm trying to say is that if Michael Jackson wants to make this 'comeback' then he needs to stop treating his fans like cunts.
That is all, I'm sure this will inspire some vitriolic ramblings - notably from Akash.
Peace and Love!
xxx
It's me again... Hitting you with my opinions! Blowing out cheese since daddy started bringing home the bacon!
And stuff like that.
It's a stealth post today. STEALTH. Under the radar, like.
It was the World Music Awards last night. And hundreds of millions of Michael Jackson fans queued in the cold to get a glimpse of their waxen hero.
He walked past with barely a glance.
Then, during the awards ceremony, the fans who were lucky enough to have tickets to get inside jeered and booed the other acts that were on (although, to be fair, one act was Beyonce) if they ran a couple of seconds over, as it was delaying their precious Michael.
And finally, on he came. With a choir of (fittingly) FIFTY children. His point, I imagine, was "Look! I'm on a stage with fifty children and I'm not probing ANY of their anuses! Not a drop of Jesus Juice in sight!" or something like that.
Here's the kicker. After TEN years without performing in the UK, he sang TWO POXY lines from a song that has ALWAYS been shite, and he didn't even moonwalk.
MJ fans paid £100 for this privelige.
My question is this: Why? Why do you people still like this guy who constantly takes the piss out of you? It takes about 3 seconds to sing 2 lines of song: you're paying him £33.33 per second! Why would you line up in the cold to watch the damp streak of piss hang around like a... a... well, a (alleged) paedophile in a playground?
Michael Jackson has been SHIT for AT LEAST ten years. I can already hear you lot, who are blinded by loyalty, saying "he's the king of pop!" or some other whiny nonsense - NO. This stops, here. He is NOT the king of pop. He's not even a good showman any more. He's never been that much of a songwriter. JOHN LANDIS made his biggest hit - and that was only through the video! You want to know where your 'king' is now? Buying shirts from FUCKING BHS!!
Well, that's it. There's certain levels to which even I won't stoop. And BHS is one of them.
But having said that, I've never dangled my child from a balcony, I've never (allegedly) bummed little boys, and I've never hung out with Phillip Green.
So what would I know.
Anyway, all I'm trying to say is that if Michael Jackson wants to make this 'comeback' then he needs to stop treating his fans like cunts.
That is all, I'm sure this will inspire some vitriolic ramblings - notably from Akash.
Peace and Love!
xxx
posted by Chris at 9:48 AM
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